Total Medals Earned: 704 (From 153 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,365 Points
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
Beaten Level 1-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 1-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 2-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 3-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 4-5 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-1 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-2 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-3 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-4 without godmode
Beaten Level 5-5 without godmode
Beaten Level X-1 without godmode
Beaten Level X-2 without godmode
Beaten Level X-3 without godmode
Beaten Level X-4 without godmode
Beaten the final level without godmode
Killed 1000 pigs
Beaten the game
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Take down the Airbus A380
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/9 (85/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Visit my world wide website.
Medals Earned: 10/22 (135/480 points)
Set 5 banners in a battlefield in a mission
You squads must enter in the heroic state 20 times during a mission
Purchase 10 squads in a mission
Open a treasure chest
Complete a mission with the Perfect rating
Issue all the basic edicts of the Crimson Horde
Control 20 squads at the same time
Destroy 30 enemy squads in a mission
Collect 3000 gold in a mission
Complete the Crimson Horde campaign
Issue all the basic edicts of the Duchy of Westaria
Issue all the basic edicts of the Icedales Cult
Control 7 obelisks at the same time
Complete the Icedales Cult campaign
Seize strongholds 10 times in a mission
Control 7 mines at the same time
Control 7 farms at the same time
Use the ultimate spell 5 times in a mission
Complete the Duchy of Westaria campaign
Complete all the Crimson Horde missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Duchy of Westaria missions with Perfect rating
Complete all the Icedales Cult missions with Perfect rating
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/465 points)
Complete Adventurer's Training and go forth into Talesworth
Send an enemy hurtling down a pit
Obtain the Ivory Tooth artifact from the Mountains
Complete 4 forest rooms with a Gold score
Complete 4 mountain rooms with a Gold score
Complete a room with less tools than Gold requires
Collect 17 gems
Obtain the Diamond artifact from the Caves
Obtain the Ebon Horn artifact from the Forest
Complete 4 cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the Bonus Rooms
Complete all the forest rooms with a Gold score
Collect all 34 gems
Complete all the cave rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the mountain rooms with a Gold score
Destroy Boneyard, make Questy rich, and save Talesworth!
Complete 4 catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Complete all the catacomb rooms with a Gold score
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 4/22 (35/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the green backpack.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 3/15 (60/405 points)
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/455 points)
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Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.